Friday Meetup

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A small home base for the Vienna lot, their excuses, and the usual Friday nonsense.

📣 Friday 29 May 2026

A public-interest document for everyone still pretending this poll is optional.

A respectable slice of the roster has interacted with reality.

6% answered so far A delicate amount of evidence, delivered with restraint.
✅ Coming
1 Rare signs of discipline.
❌ Excused-ish
0 Several brave men lost to vibes.
👻 Ghosting
16 Silence remains their core skill.
🔥 Attendance %
6 Thin, but visible.
✅ Coming 1
🟨 Not coming 0
🟥 No answer 16

✅ Current State Of Responders

Visible proof that some of the roster can still commit to an evening.

✅ Coming
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❌ Top Excuses

No excuse paperwork has landed yet.

👻 Top Non-Responders

The board asked politely and got cowardice in return.

  • 👤 Michal — 11 unanswered Fridays in a row
    Radiating the exact energy of someone hoping the problem dies if they stand still enough.
  • 👤 Nezih — 10 unanswered Fridays in a row
    Reacting to this poll like it personally asked for organ donation.
  • 👤 Sinem — 10 unanswered Fridays in a row
    Leaving the form to rot while pretending that counts as strategic thought.
  • 👤 Karolina — 9 unanswered Fridays in a row
    Operating under the delusion that Friday will forget them first.

🚨 Most Risky People

A premium list of people flirting with yellow-card paperwork like it is a personality trait instead of a warning sign.

These numbers are no longer anecdotal. They are decor, and the decor is currently accusing several people of serial calendar cowardice.

  1. Alex 🟥 Red card 6 consecutive misses

    Paperwork now recognizes this as a repeat performance, which is a very official way of saying the excuse is becoming a personality.

  2. Michal 🟥 Red card 6 consecutive misses

    The numbers suggest you are no longer missing Fridays; you are curating them into ruin.

  3. Tomasz 🟥 Red card 6 consecutive misses

    The pattern has matured from isolated mishap into a fully staffed branch of your personality.

  4. Nezih 🟥 Red card 6 consecutive misses

    What used to be an incident has become a reliable little ecosystem of failure.

  5. Sinem 🟥 Red card 6 consecutive misses

    A recurring collapse this polished deserves either intervention or gallery lighting.

  6. Karolina 🟥 Red card 6 consecutive misses

    An impressive amount of consistency for something this avoidable.

💪 Strength Report

No vintage collapse. No fatigue opera. Disturbing levels of strength.

🫡 This category is empty, which means the knees held, the eyelids cooperated, and dignity survived another week.